"user314" (user314)
06/17/2020 at 10:13 • Filed to: None
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vondon302
> user314
06/17/2020 at 10:23 |
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I want to rock! Then retire with a modest pension and annoy the local construction union.
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> user314
06/17/2020 at 10:24 |
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Wow, that is
specific.
Aremmes
> user314
06/17/2020 at 10:26 |
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Bolognese boomers, effectively.
WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI
> vondon302
06/17/2020 at 10:26 |
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I have some great news for you.
Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> user314
06/17/2020 at 10:30 |
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I wonder if retired construction workers ever do the same thing.
That moment when you see your old friend Joe not recognize you and begin offering unwanted advice on how to do your job.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> user314
06/17/2020 at 10:41 |
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That was my grandpa. They called him the Mayor, I guess he was a real asshole when he didn’t see things going the way he thought they should.
HammerheadFistpunch
> user314
06/17/2020 at 10:42 |
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There is an old guy near me that every day sounds most of good day on the corner of a street in his walker/chair with binoculars looking towards the home Depot. Pretty sure he's bird watching. Every day for hours.
Svend
> user314
06/17/2020 at 10:43 |
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“I remember when all this was fields!”,
“W hen I was younger we used to play right over there!”,
“In my youth we’d run and play over there, not like today. Look at them, on their ithngs listening to snoopy dad!”,
“The kids today, they don’t know they were born, when I was that age. We’d be over there digging up dead bodies that just been buried, of course your not allowed to do that these days. Political correctness gone mad!”,
“Kids these days, having sex at early ages, never did that in my day and age. Oh, see over there, that’s where I knocked up your grand mother when she was 14, just next to the bins. Oh ye’, where was I? Oh ye’, kids these days, they should wait until their married!”.
My bird IS the word
> user314
06/17/2020 at 10:54 |
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It is sad that they are lonely, and also that they cannot think of literally anything better to do.